It looks like Darth Vader’s dehumidifier.

That’s nothing. There’s a blaster in The Mandalorian (and also the blaster drawn on Luke Skywalker by Ponda Baba in the Maos Eisley Cantina) that was made from a Dalek gun.

The fuck is wrong with so many white Americans? Are they all entitled arseholes? He wants her fired? After he tried to haul her over the countertop? It’s just nuts how crazy things are over the other side of the Atlantic.

Best alternative version of Robin Hood by a mile

You are wrong. The best alternative take on Robin Hood is CBBC’s (BBC televisions’ children’s department) Maid Marian and her Merry Men, which aired between 1989 and 1994. Created by Blackadder actor Tony Robinson (playing the conniving Sherrif of Nottingham), it starred Kate Lonergan as the leader of a fairly…

Amanda Ripley actually appears in the first issue of Aliens: Defiance as well.

You are wrong.

I bloody love Krull. It’s just perfect 80s fantasy cheesefest. Plus, the giant spider, and the screeching noises made by the Beasts Slayers (foot soldiers) when they die, are terrifying. Love it.

It’s got a great cast too - Liam Neeson and Robbie Coltrane are in supporting roles. Todd Carty between Grange Hill and…

I can remember a few specific things from between the ages 1 to 3. I remember how I hated being strapped into a child seat in the car, and raised I could get out of the straps if I tried, much to my parents horror (this was the late 70s, so child seat and their restraints weren’t as good then). And I remember being…

Presumably, this means that Lucasfilm/Disney will now have complete ownership of the entire Star Wars library, as it was Fox who owned the original movie. All the sequels/prequels were owned by Lucasfilm and then Lucasfilm/Disney.

One of my university tutors is a friend of Clive Barker’s - he was one of the guys who got the director’s cut - the Cabal Cut - done.

And because it’s a small world, one of my other tutors is Clive Barker’s cousin. She played the female Cennobite on the original Hellraiser.

Turnberry Solutions? Turnberry is the name of Trumps’s golf course in Scotland.

Co-incidence, or connection?

I really hate how on late night US shows like this, the host is working through his material, and then the twat on the piano starts hitting random chords for no fucking reason. Very distracting.

Well, the data centre isn’t actually being used AS a data centre - it’s just in the testing phase to see how well it operates underwater. But we’re talking about the Orkney Islands (I’m in the Shetland Islands, which are the next set of Scottish islands as you go north) - specifically, Scapa Flow, which is a huge bay,…

Why does Giz get so snooty about landlines anyway? How do you think most of the rural world communicates, where mobile coverage is patchy at best? We don’t all live in cities with fantastic 4G cell coverage and oodles of public wifi.

Twats.

Yeah - they took note of all the oppression forced on them by the Nazis minds the death camps, and have basically applied them to the Palestinians. Israel is a facist state that practices apartheid.

Oh. My. God. You’re right.

THIS

ffs

Amanda Knox is a murderer. But from what I remember, se was heavily framed in US media as “she can’t possibly have done it, she’s so pretty”.

Whereas a few years ago, there was a British girl who was working as an au pair in New York(?) and the baby died unexpectedly. Could have been for any number of reasons. Sudden…