BobbyPeru
BobbyPeru
BobbyPeru

Also, are we really picking apart the fact that the calm-Hulk-down move is called a “lullaby”? Hulk is like a giant, raging child. It makes total sense. The fact that Natasha is the key just speaks to their relationship.

Anyway, Ultron is born and “murders” Jarvis

The cheesecake and the hot chocolate weren't free if you gave it to them.

That would be nice of you. But do you see why it shouldn’t be the responsibility of Japanese people running a Japanese restaurant to explain to white people that they aren’t the same as Chinese people?

Nothing says “stepping out of your comfort zone” more than repeatedly asking why you can’t order lo mein.

Free popcorn in a tray is our early front runner for best bco submission of 2015.

I feel like no matter where you’re from, if you’re attending college you probably ought to know that Tokyo is not in China.

uh

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

You have one job this weekend: play sonic once.

Right! I posted somewhere else once:

Re: Coulson’s death. Joss Whedon did tweet about it last night, right after the show.

TIME TO BRING IN THE MOTHERFUCKING AVENGERS

I’d be more sympathetic to her if she didn’t work with kids. They deserve better, and the daycare was right to fire her.

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

Milk-based cocktails are somewhat controversial in certain circles (basically, my friends think this is gross)

like extreme ironing

This one looks kind of cool, though.