BobbyPeru
BobbyPeru
BobbyPeru

it was obviously not just a play on them looking alike.

“ Calm your Easter tits, California. “

A girl did this in my high school. She made me feel bad because i sad something like “what, do you have cancer or something?” sarcastically when she was acting all glum. I told her then she was an asshole for trying to make me feel guilty for something i could not have possibly known about and everyone thought I was a

Booooooo

Husband: Um, can I tell people that our love burned too bright and too quickly? Kind of a Candle in the Wind deal?

The clinics should put and actual hoop on the floor and have the clients jump through it and call that the test.

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

This one is actually my dad's story. So, my dad likes to drink Manhattans occasionally. My dad also sometimes likes to have a Perfect Manhattan, a standard variation on a Manhattan with equal parts dry and sweet vermouth rather than just sweet. It's not an unusual request.

I hate those fake sites. I always look like the jerk on Facebook when I bust the bubble and tell people that their post is fake.

Ahhhh, this GIF is everything!

C'mon craig. Practice what I'm sure you've preached:

Unsympathetic laughter gif party!

Senator Corbin. You go fuck yourself

Where is her long essay about this, where she really makes a case? She has no case. So she tweets. (...) No case for why formulaic fiction ought to be reviewed in the New York Times.

Oh my god, seriously. Just because she also hates Iggy Azalea doesn't mean she's awesome. The enemy of my enemy is sometimes still just a huge fucking douchebag.