Women, Nationwide is NOT on your side.

Who else is old enough to remember this gem:

Listen, I'm not here to ruin anyone's good time...

Before she got behind the wheel.

Archers, ranked

Need a video series that's just you sputtering about this Vivien Leigh comparison

Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

"The state will assemble a child fatality review board to determine whether the parents should be charged with a crime."

I've been holding on to this gif for a long time, not sure where I could put it. Now I know. I'll just leave this right here.

Ladies, I cannot stress enough how important a nice, tight casing is for your kielbasa. And if you aren't using the mustards I recommended, I will stop you and apply them myself.

Lego Movie snubbed???????

Here's my question - why did nobody go back and edit this after the fact? They could have simply altered it to appear that Pullam was fired for leading the losing team - which happens a lot. Why leave this in now that its clear that Pullam might have had VERY good reasons for not calling Cosby?

Okay, so I understand that she has made some racist tweets or whatever it was (I don't know the specifics), and she was stupid to have that "slave-master" line (wtf was she thinking?), and that is definitely an important part of the context here. But what, really, is wrong with anything she said? I think she's right…

I'm an Old, and I'll kill a whole bag of delicious Goldfish crackers. Don't judge me.

There's always money in the banana stand, too.

Amy does know

...he save bread...?

Guy Ferry(his actually name) inspires "Flames, flames on the side of my face" level hate. Hate, yes ,hate.

So the Cajun Sandwich has the Cajun Trinity of celery, bell peppers, and onions? It's necessary for a good gumbo or jambalaya, but a fuckin' sandwich?