True independence: It’s throwing an alley-oop pass to yourself off the goddamn backboard.

Blake Bortles is an anagram of Bleak Lobster. This means nothing and everything.

He was a good glove... No. He was a great glove. A maester of the outfield, woven and sworn, and Sworn Brother of the Spauling Watch, ever faithful. When he was born they named him for an outfielder who had retired too young, but though he lived a long long time, his own life was no less heroic. No glove was wiser, or…

Nice article you have there.

That’s exactly what someone impersonating his twin brother on an NBA playoff team would say.

Great, thanks, now I’m seriously worried about other shit.

No hatchback is not a deal-breaker when your notchback is so notchy. Pure notch, essence of notch, all the notch. Notchy notchy notch.

TL;DR - Read a different review of the CTS V-sport. This car reviewer doesn’t even own a car.

I’m all about 2. I still play through it somewhat regularly. METAL BLADE 4 LYFE

ISuckAtPaint

*Chevy SS to the rest of the GM cars*

“Should’ve just used my set.”
-Jim Tomsula

As we are all slowly realizing, bad NBA basketball is 100 times better than bad NFL football.

The new Mac is different than I thought it’d be.

Felipe Massa to drive the Hendrick Motorsports #88 confirmed.

His name is Pom McTarland, isn’t it?

Have you been through the updated Terminal B? It's hilariously quiet, but it looks really cool inside.

Also, worrying about your last tweet is a brilliant metaphor for our desperate attempts to control the minutiae of our lives knowing full well that one day we will die no matter what we do with that foreknowledge.. right?

When you started writing this post the trucks were blue weren’t they?

The Solara is the Miata of Camrys