Making your way in Jalopnik today
Takes everything you’ve got;
Taking a break from all your pitching
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn’t you like to get away?

Yep. It looked kinda empty, but given that it’s such a ludicrously huge venue, it’s almost understandable to see some tarped-off sections at Indy when it’s not hosting the 500. I’m sure they’d love to have a sold-out house for the Brickyard and other events, too, but I’m not sure how realistic it is for regular-series…

Its like a last gen Eclipse and a Honda S660 had a baby. :)

Imagine if Lynrd Skynrd just gave up and played “Freebird” every single time every yahoo in the crowd asked them to. They play “Freebird” over and over and over again. They never play anything else. They are forever stuck on the same county fair bandstand playing “Freebird” until their fingers fall off.

Nah it’s still pretty funny bro, thanks for your input though.

I think the word you were looking for there is infamous.

What you feel right now, is how an Oppo feels when their story gets shared to the front page.

Yes....and because you don’t, then no one else ever does either, right?

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

Spoken like someone who has never had to deal with the byzantine process of getting the bureaus to fix their own errors on your report.

So many responses are complaining about bad credit being struck after 4 years. People, 4 years is a longer time than you realize. And that’s 4 years of clean credit, perfect payments. Someone who does that has shown they deserve the benefit of the doubt.

The same word associated with a reprieve from political persecution or major tax evasion—that word also applies to recliner-bound bootleggers of HGTV shows such as Property Brothers Eat Pappardelle in Slow Motion and Designer Court: Carpets v. Drapes.

Maybe Max should conduct his next opera!

Quick, get the Kotaku comments section over here to slut-shame Doug and publish his home address.

Cash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M., it’s the money, manat manat euros, y’all.

There’s been talk of Kvyat losing his seat for a while already, and him being in the almost-as-fast Toro Rosso isn’t a monumental catastrophe (though it is a sign of his career in F1 slipping away). Red Bull has lots of talent, and they have no need to be that conservative with drivers that have been less than…

RedBull - It can also take back your wings.

Or, or, do we only ever catch the dumb ones?

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Panda: Eats, Leaves