Seriously this is what you get when you hire someone who not only listens to TED talks but takes them seriously.

Real Droid-Heads don’t go in for these generic parts. Gotta have matching numbers on your Astromech or else you look like some scruffy looking nerf-herder at the local star-ship show

This is completely true and I regret not having thought of it.

I can’t remember exactly who it was or what blog post it was, but recently on Deadspin a writer wrote something along the lines of:

Don’t worry - there are many other things for him to crash into.

Which would make the foul unnecessary, and thus a flagrant foul by the NBA’s own rulebook.

Wow memegenerator is exactly as quality as I would expect

I’m really digging these Desert Storm revisited stories.

Few others to remember -

I own a Dodge Grand Caravan (RIP DGC), and it has been everything we have needed. At this point, I don’t GAF about what people say. I like the minivan. With 125k on it, we will have to part ways, soon. I am glad there is a new CT&C, the last version looked a bit boxey.

How are you going to fit a whole clown up your ass?

Danica Patrick was seen at a Chipotle's drive through. Unfortunately she hit the wall on the way out spilling her drink and ruining her burrito. After which she got out of her car and picked a fight with the kid manning the window.

Nice they got it ready in time for the Star Wars opening.

Only Rosberg was saying that nothing is different, Ham mentioned that something changed (he did not say what, but seemed to know) after Texas that has him less than 100% comfortable.

This old video was shot in the present and features the Future. #mindblown

SICK - German industrial safety products company

/ quickly skims article

Smell that Bill? Smells like someone’s presidential campaign just died.

shift up, shift up, shift down shift down, left blinker, right blinker, left blinker, right blinker, gas, brake

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…