"Here, have some of this butter with a cock stamped on it! I just made it myself, and boy is my arm ever tired!"

I had a house guest prepare scrambled eggs with coconut oil, because of some stupid fad diet he was following. I still talk to him, but relations have been strained ever since.

Um. Last October I wrote a Foodspin telling people how to eat Halloween candy. I think your concerns might be just a tad misplaced.

To be fair, I watched more sportscenter as a kid than I do now as 22 year old.

clearly a fan of swallowing.

Barry, you're vastly over-simplifying the process. The Redskins don't just "get" jokes. First, they have to be free-agents. Next, you negotiate the contract. Then, you get them.

Red Sox fans can call Ellsbury a traitor, but most of them aren't smart enough:

Finally, Mike Tirico is on the receiving end of some harassment!

I have two tickets for the SEC Championship game of Auburn vs Missouri for sale for $1400. This is a TERRIBLE deal if your wife bought them for you as a Birthday present in August and you are an Alabama fan. :( :( :( /dies

I could care less what old-school writers think. Newspapers aren't even relevant anymore.

Too Soon... you need to slow down a bit

Why is anyone bringing up the fact they were undefeated last year? Since when does last year's record have any effect on this year's BCS rankings?

Ohio State Reacts to final BCS poll.

That awkward moment when the team you're cheering jumps you in the polls.

Screenshot for posterity.

Truman Trolls Dewey

It's all I can read too.

With his boner part?

I'd say the guy in the gorilla costume is the overall offender.

damn...he used to be *twice* as racist.