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Subject: Thought You Could Use This Now

Tim Tebow: "... and that's why I think Missouri won't live up to its preseason expectations. Now, let's throw it to Dan Patrick, back in the ESPN studio."

Nonsense. There are many pleasant cooked-oyster preparations, absolutely none of which are half as delicious as eating them raw.

Time to climb back on the horse!

I didn't know that they made Packer jerseys smaller than XXXL.

It's worth nothing

No, it's actually the Lodi Grape Festival. It has been going on since 1934.

Low hanging fruit, any way you want to look at it.

More like Lodi Grope Festival, amirite?!?!

The real reason the NFL can't fix concessions any time soon is Tony Siragusa.

I thought it was pretty funny. Not knee slapping, anchorman 2 funny, but good enough for a chuckle.

Counterpoint: Who says you actually have to take a shit when you tell people you're heading to the bathroom?

There is no Camp 13 — they didn't want anyone to feel unlucky to be there.

The D.E.N.N.I.S (Rodman) System!

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

Jimmy John's: For all your high, wasted needs.

Sorry, kid, but you'll have to wait about four to six years to get your wish.

I don't know Donovan, he seems pretty automatic to me.

"No."