No, no, no. I told you! It was supposed to be a Swiss bank account and a shady moustache, not the other way around.

Turkey would be an appropriate choice for a stop on the gravy train, wouldn't it?

With Ryan Braun's connections, he could be back on the field in two weeks....

Let's all pause for a second before we consider everything Richie is going to have to go through for several weeks now.

So according to his (maybe) father, Richie Incognito is habitually taunting and bullying someone he knows has attempted suicide multiple times. Sounds like Richie Incognito is a real piece of shit, even if you accept every word of his father's story.

Pocket pool isn't a sport.

Sorry, but this seems like a penalty to me. And if Vidal's not going to get that call, then frankly I have no clue why Juventus even picked that ref for this game in the first place.

I bet he never even raped a 14-year-old Iraqi girl and then killed her whole family to cover it up! He hasn't EARNED that uniform.

LISTEN YOU SHITCAN. WHEN YOU'VE STARED STRAIGHT INTO THE EYES OF THE DEVIL, WHEN YOU'VE SEEN BRAVE MEN VALIANTLY FIGHT ACROSS ENEMIES LINES, WHEN YOU'VE BATTLED DISEASE, INSURRECTION, TREASON, LOSING CAPTAINS OF YOUR SQUAD, AND DIVING AT THE FEET OF YOUR ENEMIES... THEN YOU CAN TALK. — Greg Schiano

fuck you, serve your 20 years and then come back about the outrage. It's bad enough we fetishize the military in this country as it is, but that doesn't mean this jackalope can call himself and represent himself as a retired Marine. It's a fucking insult to the thousands who have earned it.

It's amazing how much national pride Russians have, considering there is nothing to be proud of.

You don't have to apologize for being white. You should apologize for being dumb as shit and a passive-aggressive female genitalia.

She should act like a lady and not get involved in Men shit.. She wanna hit him like a man she should be ready to get her bell rung like a man...

Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

... A goalkeeper is considered to be in control of the ball:

Oh, you mean Chicago hockey fans are bandwagoners who barely understand the game and wouldn't know a player on the team if they still sucked like they did a decade ago when they were playing to half empty barns? Who woulda thought.

Is that maritime law?

They can't charge a husband and wife for the same crime either