Oh this is glorious thank you. I don't have a dog in this fight, but I love playoff baseball and Puig has been great fun to watch all year. The Cards getting sand in their collective vaginas was unbearable over something so small, and throwing their hypocrisy back at 'em is delightful.

Absolutely one of the greatest posts in Deadspin history. Screw the Cardinals and their hypocrisy.

I was going to try to make a joke about how most Cardinals fans/players are hypocritical assholes, but Deadspin already beat me to it.

Wouldn't you? Clevelanders are know for kidnapping and torturing bitches.

He put his hand on her and suggested she work out without a bra. What exactly are the police going to do about it?

You may want to actually read the link because it doesn't say anything about rape. The best I can find is that the employee put his hand on her and suggested she work out without a bra. I would question whether this could even be classified as assault.

Of course the school has academic problems. How the hell can kids learn when there's only 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, and 11th grades?

And Brian McCann just boarded a flight to Seoul.

Hey, thanks for this perspective. I know it's shit that gets repeated here until you jezzies are blue in the face but that makes a bit of sense to me. I've found myself wondering "if rape jokes are so heinous then what about jokes about stealing things or beating people up?" I still find myself thinking that it takes…

Cardinals fans are the first people to tell you how "great" Cardinals fans are, then start crying if you don't agree.

Serves that little bastard right for kicking that pile of balls all over the place

He asks, nervously

That girl's a snatch. The first 30 seconds of that video just follows him around as he tries get away from her. I hope she got the shit beat out of her

meanwhile Riley Cooper attempted to distract the Broncos D by yelling "Uncle Toms"

Where is this "Celeveland" you speak of? I've never heard of such a place.

Not sure how Peyton fits into the Heisman Trophy Winner category