Bears; they're smart.

"Your honor, it's quite clear that Ms. Jenkins has been lying since the beginning. Let's start with the eyebrows."

So, I guess that lady's pregnant?

The picture was snapped by Molly and Ryan's wedding photographer

It went past "going to bat for his pitchers" a long time ago. The guy is a dick and he's making himself one of the most unpopular players in the game right now. How long before that kind of bizarre anger spills over into problems off the field — I predict some domestic violence charges in his future.

The flag is a deterrent for those who aren't good enough to hurdle a "standing" player. If there's one thing teenagers excel at, it's horrendously shitty decision making.

It seems like every time you guys post a story about Turner Field it involves a Braves fan who could use a good railing.

Take advantage now guy, because if there's one thing Turner field is known for, it's gravity.

Couldn't help but think of this:

I highly doubt there's been anything worse in Jewish history than losing 3.4 million.

CJK5H

Just wait 'til next year when the Diamondbacks get even by swimming in the toilets at Dodger Stadium.

Most of those calls are coming from rural Virginia, where they've always preferred to wed themselves to Cousins.

Actually, I think it's really refreshing to be able to get an "inside" peek at these girls without having to go through the trouble of jamming my own camera through a tiny peephole.

Olympic athletes should beware of the snowboarders, who tend to believe that mostly everything is "totally gay, bro."

"The Implication"

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

All this talk of "champagne" and living the "high life" is making me thirsty.

I believe you forgot this.

If a bear shits on a jet ski, do you Sea-Doo?