The sista' with the pigtails is NOT impressed.

Killer Ray Bans, Bro.

Why not?

Sparkman High? I would have tried that route first.

Those sleeves are certainly important.

He used to be a RB, then "ate a lot." True Story.

A guy in the back is STOKED! Or mad at something invisible.

Ah yes, there's nothing like a well-placed rape joke.

AD, not AP.

That'd be the easy way; nah.

I think we can all agree: Fuck St. Louis

"... bring some flow." Is ESPN trying to attract female viewers to basketball? I think that niche already exists.

yeah, fuck surgeons.

Dog lover?

Terrance Williams and TDW Diamonds? I couldn't find his middle name, but his initials might link him?

Thatz not OK.

Go fuck yourself. HARD.

Lesion is so jelly. Like, so jelly...

hehe, so funny...

That cup was, and still is, the cleanest thing in Ohio right now.