Thanks to Vin Scully, I know that "Uggla" means "Owl" in Swedish. So, now you know...

Quite indeed.

Well, it looks like:

A Tigers' victory will surely return a once-proud city to the glory of the pre-Coleman Young era. What, it won't? Go Tigers!!!!

He was also wearing shorts. Cargo, I believe. True story; I watched this, unfortunately.

Yes, we are the best.

False. Cleveland is still in Ohio, by far the worst state.

Her eye holes look tight.

Go Lions!

The last time a Kosar was in handcuffs, I had the tissues close. So sad.

How Ridiculous! Everyone knows that snakes are deaf and are "charmed" by the movement of the charmer, not the sound... WWE is so fake!

Johnson is such a dick.

How?

Lolo blow.

Those are some pricey drinks. Tickets start at $11.03 on StubHub.

Is she trying to look evil? If so, mission: accomplished.

Ah yes, Rod Marinelli, the only NFL head coach to ever go 0-16! Helluva D-Line coach, though.

Detroit is also across a river (the Detroit River) from Canada. The (semi-) intelligent Detroit reference would have alluded to her making a wrong turn and ending up in Canada, then saying something derogatory about Canada and its level of culpability (if you had her going through the Windsor Tunnel, the potential…

Did you mean that you "could NOT care less...?" I love it when people state the opposite of what they intend, especially while ranting.

fail