“and don’t marry the help”

“I bought a baseball team just like George! Why won’t you love me mom?”

With Jeb’s track record of fending off rival bids from New York moneybags, the team is all but his.

JEEBS!

To start. You’ll probably have to kick in another 250K when winter hits so I can get it operational again around March/April 2018.

Going to extreme lengths to prove that Reddit users actually get laid.

After winning the Australian Open at the end of January, Williams hasn’t played a single match, pulling out of Indian Wells and the Miami Open

“Play was halted during a tennis match today when a nine-months pregnant Serena Williams went into labor. Leading 6-0, 4-0 at the time, Serena went to her chair and requested a trainer’s time out, intending to finish the match after the birth. Her camp has already protested the umpire’s decision to allow her opponent…

She needs a new doctor. Knee injuries generally don’t progress like that.

And she wrote a book whining about how mean PP was to her!

Everybody needs to remember who Karen Handel is. Just a couple of years ago we were all sending donations to Planned Parenthood in her name after she (then working for the Susan G. Komen Foundation) withdrew Komen’s support for PP. Ossoff is fine, but it is vital that we keep HER out of Congress.

Translation: He’s had lots of STDs.

Also, Hot Woman, thank you for this!

His definition of “full head of hair” is pretty loose.

Counter counterpoint: he has made all his legal remedies more valuable and effective by raising the stakes.

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.