In case someone pulls a knife or something....

If only there were some way to keep airlines from selling more seats than are physically available in a plane.

Why does Otis Nixon have a bodyguard?

He’s just standing sideways. When he turns they’ll see him.

We apologize for the overbook situation.

one customer refused to leave the aircraft voluntarily

This makes United seem almost unbelievably incompetent. Why were people allowed to board if they knew not all of them were going to be on the plane? Denying someone boarding is way easier than asking someone who’s sitting down to get off.

We apologize for the overbook situation.

I don’t think that’s fair to Tiffany. But most things in life aren’t fair to her...

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Apropos of nothing: I keep thinking of Jared’s wife as the first lady, and apparently the New York Times does too:

>Mike Hamersky, a self-described New York Knicks superfan

James Dolan basically just accuses everyone who thinks he sucks of being drunk. If this were true, society would’ve broken down a long ass time ago.

“I get it. They call me names every day in the paper. Fine. I get it,” Dolan says. “But you’re walking up to the place where I work? It’s like they’re laying in wait for you. It’s like stalking me outside my home.”