In case someone pulls a knife or something....

If only there were some way to keep airlines from selling more seats than are physically available in a plane.

Why does Otis Nixon have a bodyguard?

He’s just standing sideways. When he turns they’ll see him.

I don’t think that’s fair to Tiffany. But most things in life aren’t fair to her...

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Apropos of nothing: I keep thinking of Jared’s wife as the first lady, and apparently the New York Times does too:

>Mike Hamersky, a self-described New York Knicks superfan

James Dolan basically just accuses everyone who thinks he sucks of being drunk. If this were true, society would’ve broken down a long ass time ago.

“I get it. They call me names every day in the paper. Fine. I get it,” Dolan says. “But you’re walking up to the place where I work? It’s like they’re laying in wait for you. It’s like stalking me outside my home.”

Does his dick not work or something? Maybe he’s kinky in a really scary way? Is he secretly a huge asshole or abusive?

Translated for Trump supporter’s:

Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy at Mar a Lago - mighty Trumpy had crapped out.