No Ben Bailey?! I always had a weird crush on that guy- he was so sweet, even when the people gave the worst answers!

Screw it! If it doesn’t have Ben Bailey, who looks just like my brother, then I’m not watching.

Plot twist: the cab is actually an Uber, and the contestants are playing to determine whether or not the driver is going to get more than $0.50 in compensation.

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Nope, for Dancers you say the French swear word “Merde”.

I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

Is this beef overrated, underrated, or properly marinated?

“You can’t put lipstick on a pig,”

It’s the Annette Benning vs. Denise Richards debate. Women who fall in love with habitual womanizers often believe they’re going to be Annette Benning whereas they end up being the Denise Richards in the long run. The former is the rare reception (usually because the guy decides to settle down with whomever he’s with…

“Oh the Muppet is on,” my Mom whenever she hears a song of his. I genuinely think she doesn’t know his name.

LOL

They claim it’s for Maisie but really it was so Kit could appear taller than someone, *finally*.

My theory is that Ben floated those reconciliation rumors to the press since he’s realizing what a poor decision breaking up with Jen 2.0 was. This way he could show them to her and be like, “Haha... what a crazy story! I wonder who would have said that? But...what if...follow me on this, just thinking out loud…