Bobby, who do you project will skyrocket from “who” to “them” this summer?

Trick question:

She’ll have to be long dead, as there will certainly be rumors that she’s set to become the first woman who ever gave birth nine months after passing away.

Honestly it would probably pan out exactly like it did for Darby.

I cannot.

This is a thousand dirhams in change, equivalent to about 265 American dollars. This is where my wife and I collected said change over an 18 month period. My question: Should we use this change to throw at children, play games at Chuck-e-cheese for 9 straight hours ( yes, there is a chuck-e-cheese in Dubai) or hire 2…

Actual SERIOUS question: Please explain how Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx came to be. Do you have an elaborate theory of when it happened and why?

have you ever seen the movie Carol

Bobby what double creature do you resemble and why?

Who’s being shaded in this Double Creature? It could honestly go either way.

It’s Kris Jenner!

whats up with kahlua

Is Steven Tyler the star who drunk dials plastic surgeons?

Is Dolly Parton the greatest living American? Or the greatest American ever?

Definitely give me what Kate Middleton can and cannot do in heels.

Please write this. Make it a column. This is the T-Swin fanfic the world needs right now.

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