SOMEONE PLEASE RESCUE KATIE NOLAN

I can’t wait for that pivotal moment in time when Fox Sports has Skip Bayless, Clay Travis, Jason Whitlock, Colin Cowherd, and maybe Curt Schilling all under one roof.

Rude. Those are obviously his Party Chinos.

I am clearly not fat-shaming him, dude. I am shaming him for dressing like a nerd.

Come ON Anna, this is mean. Are you seriously telling me that you’ve never once been getting dressed for a dadrock concert when you discover that WHOOPS! all your formal fleeces are at the dry cleaner?

Get the fuck outta here with your #notallmen apologia. The reason why a minority of men can get away with such spectactularly bad behavior is that the rest of us participate in power structures that ensure that they don’t suffer any consequences for it. Nobody gets a pass for not being actively sexist in a patriarchal…

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

See, this is the problem with defending Deadspin writers. Half the time I end up burping them.

No he’s right, I am a man baby wah wah feed me

I mean, you didn’t make it either, Patrick.

I agree, Jesus Christ is bad at kinja. Look at those terrible memes he keeps sending to Curt Schilling.

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t really want to know how he died. I don’t even believe in God but I’d prefer to think he just shed his earthly body and ascended to wherever artistic geniuses go. I don’t need the gory details. Can’t we let him be mysterious and magnificent in death as he was in life?