The Chicago Cubs shut out the St. Louis Cardinals in a 5-0 win Monday. Cardinals starter Mike Leake had six innings…
The Chicago Cubs shut out the St. Louis Cardinals in a 5-0 win Monday. Cardinals starter Mike Leake had six innings…
I mean, can you really blame them?
The St. Louis Cardinals’ four-game winning streak ended Wednesday as they lost to the Milwaukee Brewers, 6-4.
Megan Trainor and sketchers is weirdly perfect. Both are mildly irritating, but you learn to half tolerate if you work in food service long enough; both are things you forget about until you walk by an outlet mall in the suburbs.
I wish they were all like this. “ My cat Zooey Deschanel looks like Katy Perry!” .
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.
Rejoice and be glad, for it is time for an update on The Slot’s favorite political commentator. Craig Mazin, Ted…
Adam LaRoche isn’t like other professional athletes.
He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?
Fuckin’ Craig Mazin putting this in perspective for us:
ESPN’s Tim Keown did a deep dive on former White Sox 1B/DH Adam LaRoche today, the kind of purple-hued schlongread…
Oy.
For true accuracy, they should have had someone sneak up on the guys unexpectedly a few times a day to pummel them in the stomach.
I have never had a period. Not by choice, mind you, but because I am a man without a uterus who doesn’t menstruate.…
I would like to thank the period-having coworkers with whom I consulted for this blog.
If you’re having a good day and would instead like to feel like climbing into a one-woman spaceship and hurling…
Sports babies like Riley Curry, Derrick Rose Jr., and T.J. Smith have been resting on their laurels lately, and…