So...he was wearing gloves?

That’s just not how we’re raised. As you can tell, like I said again, it’s the Bible belt. It’s just something that’s, I wouldn’t even say frowned upon, just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

When you ball up your hand it turns into a fist.

Getting hit by a car?

No, but I am getting a real shitty comment vibe.

Do we get a lesbian vibe from an openly gay woman? Yeah, we kinda do.

Oh, that shouldn’t even be a question. Red Sox fans can make ANYTHING worse.

If a guy’s team did it, we might be enthralled for a year or two, but if it went on as long as this, people would absolutely be bitching about it.

Sure NOW Americans complain about uncompetitive basketball, after decades of Team USA basketball domination.

Didn’t the Jezebel mash-up end yesterday?

“I gotta say, Facebook’s decision to stream less strikes me as a pretty bad idea.”
-Matt Harvey

Since that’s Wilt, the answer is “yes.”

Someone needs to tell these lads that Queen Victoria wants her bloomers back.

Thighlights. It was glorious.

Sock height longer than inseam or GTFO.

You crazy kids these days know NOTHING about short shorts. Back in my day when you wore shorts you had to worry about your nut sac peeking out if the weather was too hot and humid. And spandex? Get out of here with that. You had two choices, tighty whiteys or you could grab a jock from the pile of them we communally…