It was straight-up Bubba, Texas accent and all.

This is fine. Honestly I'm more worried when Clark the Cub rocks out.

My ex-girlfriend and I had a list. It was mostly just a fun way to engage in a little fantasy and we never took it seriously.

Yes. Mine are:

fuck.

I’m sure some couples actually have this. I want to know who has the saddest one. I’m sure one couple’s list is comprised of Joey Fatone and one of the less famous members of Wilson Philips.

I am emotionally connected to my vibrator. I'm even more emotionally connected to some of its settings than others. It's complicated.

Everything the 19 year old said makes sense and is correct

I know whenever I’ve masturbated, it just doesn’t feel the same unless I am emotionally connected to my vibrator.

I really hate the pernicious stereotype that men just want sex without any emotional or romantic ties. Maybe this is a selective sample, but none of the men I have been with were like that. In fact, they were the ones to automatically assume that we were in relationship after sex. And the ones to fall in love first. I…

I couldn’t do the hookup thing myself, but it’s nice that people have the option.

For what it’s worth...

There isn’t one answer. Some people absolutely require a connected relationship to enjoy sex. Some don’t.

That’s nothing, my cat goes for a walk and brings me back Demerol.

White people are so fragile.

“What if they put an ad out that said, ‘Whites only need apply?’” he tells CBS. “Why, African-Americans, Latinos, Asians would be outraged.”

If your friends and family believe you could get engaged to a man over 30 years your senior without them knowing, maybe reevaluate your life choices.

I couldn’t make it to then end of the post because I had to keep scrolling up. If it is warm enough for shorts (is he wearing shorts? are there shorts there?!?) then why do you need fingerless gloves?! WHAT CLIMATE DO YOU LIVE IN.

Or what.