Have two sisters, can confirm.

Yeah, but he wears a fanny-pack in 2016, so..............................................?

I knew a guy who kept tampons in his bathroom for such reasons. He was also the dumbest person I’ve ever met (he thought the Catholic Church killed Jesus, literally), but he still managed to realize women have periods.

What things are we talkin’ here

It depends when you take it: Plan B is more effective if you can get it right away, but for days 2-5 Ella is your better bet. The average effectiveness numbers kind of smudge out that important detail.

It sounds like a European agency decided the evidence wasn’t strong enough to warrant a labeling change, but that doesn’t mean it’s not true.

From Planned Parenthood:

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

This injury could prevent him from truly developing as a steady Number One.

I used to roller skate to Real McCoy in my unfinished basement in middle school. How does one “just discover” Real McCoy in 2016? Like where are you hearing their music? Hahaha

I don’t get this video at all. Also the music sounds like struggle Real McCoy* circa 1995.

In my day, we smashed watermelons when we wanted comedy.

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

I don’t mind doughy at all. I do mind creepy. Whether it’s him or just his public persona, Lovitz gives me all the creeps.

why the fuck you married to a teenager, bro

im not going to pretend like i have high standards and don’t want a convertible