I horked.

It happened once with me and my sister. Obviously not the same level but still...I think I could do better.

Okay, real question time, because this has always been one of my worst nightmares: has anyone been out in public with their dad/step-dad and had someone assume you were their SO instead of their child?

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

Getting to the end of that first item like

Heyward isn’t on board

I don’t get it. I thought Cuba had the best healthcare system in the World. Why waste tax payer money?

As an American, we are fucking idiots about politics outside of our country. Hot feminist prime minister and crack mayor are the only things I know about Canada’s politics - and half of my family is Canadian.

i didn’t think he was overly attractive until i met him. oh. my. gawd. i don’t even know how to describe it really, i guess it’s charisma? he really listens when you talk and he smells really good, and his hands are just the right amount of warm when he shakes yours. his vibe is gentle and strong at the same time. i…

I love when straight dudes openly crush on other men. I see it as a sign of security in one’s identity/masculinity/whatever and a lack of any homophobia whether overt or suppressed, and that’s a turn on.

Why does Canada get this and we get Donald Trump? Should we not have rebelled against England?

I’m a straight male, and even I’m crushing on this dude.

1. Reese’s peanut butter eggs/rabbits/whatever

Tough call. I transitioned from Science/Engineering to IT, and those kind of overlap. I’m now preparing to transition to alcoholic drifter, and fortunately there’s a big overlap, so no hesitation here.

Probably checking Instagram

So, that story was planted by Cruz’s people, right?

Deadspin will be fine. For various reasons, no one’s particularly concerned. And also for various reasons we aren’t talking about it as much as we’d like to.

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