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The most interesting part of this story on how Under Armour landed Steph Curry might be how Nike lost him. In their pitch meeting, one Nike exec mispronounced his name, then showed him a Powerpoint from which they had forgotten to remove Kevin Durant’s name.

Kid better watch out. Next time he’s up the tee will be inside the batter’s box.

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid:

Sometimes, sometimes, I really think Hollywood is producing movies just for when I’m on a long Delta flight and they won’t give me any more water.

I totally agree. Asking for content that appeals to different audiences is such a giant slap in the face to all us straight white males. That one sentence in a twenty sentence article rendered the entire piece worthless to me, and Gizmodo should clearly be ashamed of itself.

How did it negatively affect you?

He should be ashamed of them.

I hope Wojcicki likes testicles the size of raisins.

1. Turn on airplane mode.

I was good at masturbating.

I didn’t get dressed today so.....

Yes. Now get off the internet until your homework is done.

more importantly... did kylie get sued by kris for not wearing black for this photo opp?

I miss Greg too, Barry.