There’s nothing to gain by being outed as the “bad guy” who doesn’t want his workplace to be daycare. Especially when it’s pretty likely that LaRoche is the kind of bible thumper who would take to Twitter and say things like you’re anti-family and hate Jesus.

I would argue that even in light of that fact, he’s still 100% as crazy as he sounds.

What friends?

may we all have the opportunity to retire as millionaires in our late 30's because things didn’t go exactly our way

his 14-year-old son, Drake

That is the single most unbelievable thing I’ve ever read in my entire life. There is simply no fucking way Taylor Swift marries without a prenup. We’re talking about someone who trademarked “1989.” She has total and complete control of her brand, her career, even the number 1989. No way she leaves her gazillion…

Women can’t practice law....so I’m confused by this comment. What we’re supposed to close down court once a month because she keeps voting “puppies are adorable and chocolate should be president?” Um okay.

Oh, my god, can you imagine the collective conniption fit of the Republicans in Congress if President Hillary Clinton nominated Former President Barak Obama for the Supreme Court? Holy shit.

Maybe Mitt can lend him some of his binders.

At least on average he pays women a bit more, but yeah this generally sucks. You need to step it up when Marco Rubio is doing better.

Bernie, you’re breaking my heart.

Oh is Omno Hoes better than a name that sounds like “Oh no! Hoes!”?

Dr Shark Bird is fucking great.

Cinderela Guevara would be a great story, but as we’ve already seen, this is DiCaprio’s year, so I say Bootle ends any hope before it starts.

My head is saying Bevis Mugabi but my heart says Taco Pope.