1. Can the Obamas adopt me please? Or can I just be their friends? I’m in DC all the time to visit my folks, we can hang out.

It looked like they were going to cross arms for their first sips.

Off to read some fanfic about their after hours foursome in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Goose Gossage.

1) The name Goldie is amazing (because it evokes Goldie Hawn, who I adore), so I may have to co-opt it for a future child — it’s okay, right, since our kids will likely never be in the same preschool?

I just came down here to ask where the fuck the video is of her performing karaoke.

I feel like you people are not talking enough about how beguiling my child is and talking too much about how to reinterpret an exchange about a chair that two adults already interpreted for you. Trust us that in the moment it felt like a very weird question given there wasn’t even a third chair at the table to begin…

I’ll take my cubicle farm with my own personal space than having to balance a laptop on one knee while sitting on a fake Mario mushroom and trying g not to trip over toddlers toys on my way to the conference room - sorry, magical meeting forest.

Wait, are you telling me women are allowed to work in tech startups that have funding? What. The. Fuck. Goes. On?

I cannot tell a lie; I want “XOXO Gossip Putin” to become a regular feature and/or a meme PLEASE.

Also like definitely no women ever nap there.

The real Florence’s husband (though apparently they never legally wed - fun with Wikipedia!) was seven years younger than her, so Hugh and Meryl’s age difference is fairly accurate. Plus, let’s face it, Hugh is one of those actors who look their age nowadays and Meryl looks a bit younger.

Wait, are there additional workspaces below the net?

I’m not sure if the advance press or trailer are quite capturing the point of this movie - that this woman is a tragically bad singer. They keep humorously (I guess) muting the sound when she sings, except on a couple of random occasions where you do hear her singing and it doesn’t sound that bad. Then there’s a lot…

Streep is 11 years older than Hugh Grant.

Do not google “before and after penile implant”. Just trust me on this one.