This is getting illegal fast.

Let’s talk price.

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

“I think for every anniversary we could get each other presents that cost the amount of dollar it costs to create” Taylor to Calvin

Where can you buy an incredibles jersey? I’m.....asking for a friend.

Some of this you can actually learn. I joke that I have a “rich” voice that I can turn on and off, but it’s sort of true. I was a scholarship kid a school where skiing vacations to Europe where the norm, and families didn’t just have several houses, they had yachts. Being the “povo” kid was hard, a lot of the time,…

I’m 40 and I just graduated from 32nd grade a couple of years ago.

He is right. Beard, Mullet, Ginger, and afro on the same team, introduced one after another. I’ve never seen that before. Genius level.

So, high school goes until age 23 in Minnesota?

He was just trying to get back to Dogkato.

Yeah, he’s going to read this and get his feelings hurt.

Dig how MS gets one in on her daughter who “wore a grey flannel suit” to her wedding. I bet she never will hear the end of that.

Martha’s Least Favorite Things

“That is not a good thing” by Martha.

it would be gold. “Things Martha doesn’t like”

I would watch an entire show of Martha just dissing stuff.

Imagine how silly he’s going to feel when he eventually falls off...