As great as "Senior Year" Obama is, I love "Dad" Obama the most

Conspiracy theorists still claim that the real dog is a sandwich.

That...is not what 10-week fetus feet look like!

Anna, I hope Gawker Media is also footing a massive bar tab for this because I know I couldn’t do this sober without my head exploding all over the pink elephant fetus merch.

I grew up with a alcoholic parent, and at a very young age I remember promising myself I would never drink alcohol. And I never have. I have no judgement on those who do—I just know its not for me.

Like, I will not be able to stop thinking about this, and hopefully it will just come out as a nonsensical mishmash the next time I have sex

saw Meryl Streep, Viola Davis, George Clooney, Amal Clooney, and the Obamas—all naked

all that stale drug-sweat dripping on top of you urgh

You really picked that header image well, Bobby. God damn.

am i the only one with the weirdest boner after watching this ?

To be alive at 80? What the fuck do you think

“Breakfast on broad” is also the only way Pat Burrell allows a woman to sleep over

To answer the questions below, Greg was awarded a David Carr fellowship at the New York Times: http://gawker.com/congrats-greg-…

Hit by a car.

This is likely Greg’s last post as a Deadspin staffer, and that is both deeply sad and entirely appropriate.

According to dozens of emails I get every day, he didn't have to go all the way to space to get those results.