Well to be fair, Cheryl Tiegs is sixty-eight now, a full 40 years older than the target of her preposterous sniping. I don’t want to hate on her because she’s no longer young and lush and ... jesus christ look at Ashley Graham’s FACE. Sorry, got distracted. Anyway. I will, however, hate on her for being a…

May 2012. Twenty-twelve.

I like where you’re going here... let me put on my thinking cap.

Look, man. It’s News, OK? What more do you want from us? Shit.

That’s super messed up. Like big time.

Side note: what are the odds it was a decoy body?

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

She could. Also it would be cool if she didn’t have to be the perfect champion of everything progressive because she’s one of a small handful of women making it in comedy.

Nope, he was actually trying to get Hillary to spread her insult out to more people to reduce its potency.

Ah man, we have got some serious facial expressions breaking containment at the end of this thing...

If he goes up again, that'll almost be enough miles to make Delta Silver Medallion!

s/o to Mikhail Kornienko, too, who gets to a return to a country run by a power hungry toddler that the US can’t piss off too much because we need their rockets to get to space

This is less “eyebrow thread” and more errant Silly String cumshot.

And here I figured Drew’s shirt in the inevitable screenshot from Chopped would be the worst one I saw today.

The streak is alive!

The “Liz Hurley is not going to like this” mugshot.

My face is already quite punchable.

This not-at-all-ridiculous-sounding incident definitely happened, that sultry nanny is for sure both real and quite horny, and furthermore why aren’t we all capitalizing Blogger to give it the gravitas it deserves, hmm