Good tennis doggie names: Ruffer Nadal, Roger Terrier, Novak Dogovic, Fido Dognini, Poodle Cuevas, Federico Dogboners

Goddamn. I’m not sure if she has already filed a lawsuit against them, but if she hasn’t, I hope she does.

“And we want to treat this with the seriousness it deserves, so we’re going to put you on GMA. Your segment would be between Rachel Ray and the winner of the Westminster Dog Show.”

goddamn.

This guy?

A crush doesn’t need to be significant, it doesn’t need to serve as the launchpad for existential crisis or further analysis. Crushes are meant to be simple and fleeting. The best crushes revolve around very limited interaction with someone who has the same sense of humor as you do—a brief, mutual understanding of…

Plot twist: your coworker was menstruating, but she’s also a werewolf.

They go “twunk” when they make contact. It’s awesome!

Female co worker was telling a story earlier and said she wasn’t feeling well this past weekend “because of the moon.”

You can pry “The Communists are in the funhouse” from my cold dead hands

I started out thinking this was just going to be having some fun with an inadvertently displayed middle finger, but I’ll be damned if Bobby doesn’t have me convinced that this is what happened right down to 4am on a Monday morning.

Actually, little known fact, Leo only has four total digits on his right hand so it’s physically impossible for him to give the “middle” finger to anyone.

I BELIEVE.

who is mike

It causes an “unusual” amount of barfing.

/I pick it up and throw it back at you

Savvy kid. You always jump on a loose ball.

I didn’t know the combine was evaluating players using junk science.