If you can find Butter, watch that. It's a small movie about butter sculpting and small town/state politics. It's pretty funny and she's great as an ambitious wife.

Area medical professionals have reported a spike in cases of foot and mouth disease.

This is not the same situation. Both parties are customers. One customer is receiving preferential treatment and harassing the other customer (who did nothing wrong) simply because of his religious views. They could have moved the man and then both parties’ rights would have been satisfied.

or make them buy 2 seats.

Also, if your religion prohibits you from interacting with literally half the people on the planet, your religion probably sucks.

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

Heh. I couldn’t resist, because:

She’s pregnant, you half-wit.

I would also like to point out that HOLY SHIT, DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO SING LIKE THAT WHILE PREGNANT?

Right?! Sitting here crossing my fingers no coworker comes over to me for any reason.

Thank Cheesus my two coworkers are both coming in late today so I have time to compose myself.

Kelly Clarkson is a national treasure we don’t deserve.

“Motherfucking bed bugs on this Motherfucking plane.”

get skinny and stay skinny the natural way, folks. with a crippling nicotine addiction! enjoy this matching virginia slim outfit to wear when you accidentally cough up a piece of your lung

FYI, the ruler didn’t auto-size correctly on my monitor. Their “inch” is only about 7/8" on my monitor. Used a real ruler at my desk and had 8.5" hands, on the website I have almost 10" hands.

It’s them!

Rita Ora

sad.

So Zuckerberg can react to racism within his company but he cant give Kanye a few million dollars!? /s