I just measured my hand at my desk. Why?

but the ol’ gunslinger Brett Favre has huge hands

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

This Double Creature is the only good thing to come out of Ohio this week.

I really didn’t want to know this, but, now I know what the clown from McDonald’s looks like minus the make up....

Fuck, marry, kill: Trump, Harper, Berlusconi?

No question in the history of my life has made me happier to be Canadian.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

Kathryn Hahn Gif Party!! You’re all invited!!

Is this just promo for Zoolander 2?

I was always a fan of the not-washing things mentality until about a month ago when I got a fresh pair of boxers and a subsequent rash on my taint.

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

Yet Curt Schilling gets fired for giving a history and math lesson at the same time.

yah

Would rather fuck the goat, tbh.

Nala - “I’m too sexy for this car, too sexy for this car.”

general and localized sluttiness actually. you may be putting your household/neighborhood at risk

“ I love these actors in these roles as much as I love Shatner as Kirk, Connery as Bond, and Lynda Carter as Diana Prince”

Except Lawless and O’Connor are not in the geriatric ward.

Actual Truth: in the Hollywood realm they are considered broken old hags. Some execudouche made the decision.

I don’t mean to be antagonistic and I get that you don’t like the garments shown in this post (which isn’t the entire collection). I’m not a fan of all of them either. But I hate the idea that people get so hung up on things “flattering” the plus size figure. If I had to work into people definitions of what flatters…