I looked up at him and I was like, I need to have his babies.

Immediately after the interview, UFC announced it had signed the babies.

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

Coyotes Dress Bank Manager As Emergency Goalie

Kanye is a disaster of a human but I find Taylor Swift annoying. Her convenient feminism that only applies to her when her feelings get hurt and her “protect me” because I’m a little girl thing and that’s why you shouldn’t make fun of her fragile feelings is insufferable.

“Both of these artists remain insufferable.”

And here’s Lin’s very cute acceptance speech.

If you go at the worst possible times, it may only be $325 a ticket.

Finally, an answer to the question “What Do White Liberals Fear About Macklemore?”

This is legit how I’m feeling right now.

“Yeezy model Naomi Campbell.”

I’m just going to pretend I didn’t read any of that about Idris.

“This is totally unbecoming of a first lady. Everyone knows the words are ‘Bomb Iran.’” - John McCain

What I wouldn’t give to have this trio walk out on stage performing this in the middle of the next GOP debate.

voted twice. i am a modern woman. i contain multitudes. i cannot be defined by only one of the game’s hashtags.

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.