The mistake here is assuming Barbara called him

poll:

i am not throwing away my - SHOP

It’s very simple. These two are expecting a baby, and these two are engaged. What don’t you get???????

same as =) but double the fun

Grandma?

This is the worst video dating ad I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

I didn’t think a video could give me diarrhea...but here we are.

Im making a CTE addled brain out of Jello.

Since Ellie won’t tell us what the rumor is, here are a few for consideration:

I feel like he didn’t pay so much attention to the major themes of the story though?

#notallundertakers

I was thinking the fact that he had sex in undergrad was the outrageous sex rumor.

Damn it, Jezebel. Now I have to live the rest of my life with the knowledge that there is one positive thing about Ted Cruz.

Panton told Jezebel in an emailed statement. “Ted and I had many mutual friends who would usually stop by to watch movies, play video games, or even engage in long, fun discussions about politics, philosophy, and life.”

I’m guessing the disgusting rumor is that he’s into scat, right? He’s a powerful dude and they all like being degraded and dominated in the bedroom (or in his case the bathroom.) Like that Senator from Lousiana and his diaper fetish.

Pooping time is for reading, not listening. Nobody’s out there grabbing their headphones and firing up Pandora on their way to take a dump.