Get some headphones, shitlord

Goddamn it. I can’t very well listen to a podcast while I’m pooping at work, now can I?

Hey man, it’s always nice when you don’t get any Santorum on your Caucus.

“I, uh, as I was writing down [his name], my pen ran out of ink,”

Buddy, you’re the Santorum dude

Thank you, PartyBusDriverHatesMannings!WeHatesThemPrecious!

i’m sure we’ll get more in depth analysis later. Dirt Bag is a scheduled column so it’s not a big deal it was posted when it normally is.

“No spoonerism is ever a debacle”

Bullshit, they stink.

Stantastic Fart is one of my favorite loud and deadly bands.

“That spoonerism just got debacled.”

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

“The label claims it signed Rita in 2008 when she was unknown and invested millions in her career.”

By sending this link to all my friends who are “die hard” Duke fans that have never stepped foot in the state of North Carolina.

NO. FANK. YOU.

Fun fact: in my experience, many dudes love a chick with control over her Kegels. Squeezing and releasing the penis with active control can have some really cool sensations for them. You can do stuff like squeeze the head, or deliberately release so when you tighten up it suddenly changes sensation, and all that jazz.…

hot damn. please forgive me.