If the internet contains a more distressing photograph than that one, I will just have to take your word for it.

That explains so much: Tiny Dick Finder.

I would pay all the money for this. I’m in a new city, and while I have good friends in the area, they’re about an hour away. I moved from where I had LOTS of friends and support to basically none in a place where it’s customary for me to get weird looks when I say hello to strangers, even if they’re the parents of…

VagINA Finder

I thought this was what kijna & twitter were for.

You like pictures and videos? Ok.

do you mean tossed salad?

A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

I got to say that sentence once but they were pot dealers.

I’m having a hard time figuring out if this is an article about someone’s struggle to keep themself alive or was an ad for a Plant app....Either way, it was slow descent into madness and I’d like to purchase the movie rights.

begs the question do you use the finger emoji

(Clover Hope?)

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

That whole entire song was just an excuse for him to make a Nabokov reference! I hate it so much.

This is simplistic, no doubt, but she’s still right about the value of letting go of other people’s judgments. And I really like what she said in another Time piece that they link to in this one:

The middle spy squad doll looks exactly like something that would appear on the cover of a Mary Kate and Ashley movie from the early 2000s.