I said I had money, I didn’t say I had reading comprehension. :)

I have a savings account with York Banks Asia. They offer great interest rates.

The more someone insists they’re “one of the good ones,” a “nice guy,” the more I become convinced there is a torture basement in their residence.

Obsessing over Amber takes his mind off obsessing over Beyonce and defending her honor when she doesn’t win an award.

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I wasn’t really impressed at first. But judging from the sound, it’s definitely harder than it looks.

Everyone thought it was great until they remembered the number of times they’ve played beer pong at his house.

I refer to men who are shrouded in this fog as FUMs, fogged up men; other terms come to mind. They may might not be feminists but as they wander through the mist of politics and polemic about women, they feel like they should be feminists. They think feminism is good for everybody and they want to be nice to women.…

I dunno, Cory Booker was probably shoveling snow in between rescuing old ladies from burning buildings and serving hot coffee to homeless people.

The lead is Jewish, the romantic lead is Filipino, her rival is Latina and her friend/neighbor is South Asian.

this was the perfect opportunity for

I just love this show so much. I love the songs. I love the characters. I love how uncomfortable I feel watching it, tons of second-hand embarrassment because I PROBABLY wouldn’t do the things Rebecca does, but I would maybe consider them. It’s just such a great show. Everyone should watch it.

Last night’s episode was sold. It definitely deserves more attention, and I, too, have received an A in pole dancing class (because I, as well, asked for a grade). #Nerd

They had the PERFECT opportunity to classify feminine hygiene products as necessary goods and remove the luxury tax! Why did this not happen!

More snow then, please

Bitches gets shit done.