I enjoyed this Jia. I also just want to say that I am a feminist and if people started sending me a bunch of sex toys in the mail me and all my feminist friends would be stoked. That shit is expensive.

Flight 93 was shot down. I sort of believed it right when it happened, but then after the movie came out and the ‘let’s roll’ audio, it was all too convenient. So some people got together, decided to overtake the hijackers and then, after succeeding, still smashed the plane into the ground?

This isn’t precisely a conspiracy, but I’m willing to believe there are a handful of people in the world who don’t die of old age or age past a certain point. No one specific, and they’d still get diseases, including cancer, so they won’t literally live forever, but every now and then one will get lucky and live for…

I believe the primary governments of the world maintain perpetual states of war to maintain an industry and moral that provides the governing class with its lifestyle and that they see the world as three populations: 1. Governing class; 2. Governed class; 3. Expendable class.

George HW Bush was in on the Iran hostage crisis the entire time as a means to discredit Ford.

Aliens definitely had a hand (tentacle?) in the pyramids.

BABY PITI

Here it is, the pedantic comment you know you were all waiting for: it’s no longer the Yukon. It’s just Yukon. I believe “territory” is optional in conversations.

Bless their hearts. They tried real hard. Instead they just looked like this:

Sure, I’ll take it. That said, I’d be more willing to think the best of him if he was my trainer or a friend and not a broham creeper, you know?

Nah brah.

it looks like he wrote that list via a magic marker in his mouth

To be fair, I wanted to keel over and die after I made it there.

I’m an experienced gym-rat and I can only do 10 minutes on the rowing machine before I want to keel over and die. You deserve mad props for doing 30. Well done!

I read somewhere they were Dolce and $8000 if that makes you feel any worse.