There’s no way the IT guys would be okay with getting that much grit on the keyboard.

Retta! The best. She is just so amazing.

Question for Samer Kalaf: were your party shirts dirty for the winter boo video, or is there another reason you opted for a more dressed down look?

Nah, I’d hit you in the nuts straight away. Bad idea.

A doctor. Having medical expertise would be enormously helpful on a lot of different stories, both sports (concussions) and non-sports (penis stuff).

That is adulthood.

Nah man that’s not how it spreads cmon

Drew.

Do not have sex with zombies.

Then who does the cooking?

Did Samer ever fight that High School Kid? If not, can we please arrange that? I would gladly chip in some money as an incentive...

Expect more blogs about how Vladimir Putin is the best player in the NBA.

really sounds like the kinda guy who would order ‘bitch hunter’ to series for like three seasons without even seeing the pilot

I only do Extreme 69ing.

That’s OK. Have you tried 68-ing? or Maybe 67?

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.