Isn't this some sort of HIPPA violation?

Good god. I was always a little annoyed with how intense NYU could be about making you fill out a lengthy form about if you were depressed or suicidal every time you visited the health center for literally any reason, but at least they were trying to fix my mental health rather than actively destroy it.

We are so fucking metal.

Will do. It was stupid of her to leave her phone on my desk while she ran out to pick up lunch. It's like she was asking for this.

She totally merits a one-off Say Yes to the Dress: Tuxedos special.

OK, I'm sold. I just signed my friend up for it without telling her and am going to sit back and see what happens. Curious to see how Fred Kelly responds to a baffled married woman.

I will go to midnight taxidermy workshops with you.

Between Rand Paul, Ron Paul, and Paul Ryan, I'm surprised they haven't yet come up with a candidate named Paul Paul.

Krampus.

Herman Cain. He is way more entertaining than the rest.

Please fill this out saying you strongly support the most ridiculous potential candidates (Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Carly Fiorina, etc.) in an effort to screw up their polling*.

This ballot is hilarious and frightening.

THE LADIES OF JEZEBEL ARE ON TO YOU, MAN

"Jesus Christ, my lord and savior"

I have previously voted in Republican primaries too* so that was my initial thought. But why these random Republicans, you know? There's no reason to the madness. Unless it really is the GA SoS trying to fuck with us. You're in Georgia too though? That's a huge coincidence.

*I wanted to vote against Ron Paul because I…

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Plain of feature, and certainly overweight, she was, nevertheless a woman of wit and warmth.