They could, but since TBS isn't a broadcast partner, they'd get fined $7,000,000.

"You know what, you ain't gotta score to grab your nuts." — Marshawn Lynch

I would expect Lynch to be an excellent MK player, considering his daily experience with an evil figurehead telling players their souls belong to him.

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

#NotAllMarchmen

I'm surprised it took Drew this long after Craggs left to post porn.

Look, I know you only had 30 seconds, but I really feel as though you didn't spend enough time establishing a believable narrative.

Only thing missing was the Clint Eastwood voiceover. "America's about hard work, rollin' up your sleeves, and comin' on her chest.

Oh gosh, silly me

*clicks on it at work*

A whole day early?!?!

Look, I live near both of these species — they're just down the road in Busch Gardens — and I can promise you that a hippo would tear the living shit out of a rhino. Rhinos are just cows dressed up for Halloween. Hippos are the meanest animals in the neighborhood, again my neighborhood being Busch Gardens.