American Diaper

Correction: Chris Kyle gave his life at a shooting range. But, you know, don't let that stop your Twitter rage.

I'm trying to remember which part of the First Amendment says that a professional football player can interfere with the freedom of the press.

Watching the media deal with Marshawn Lynch is like watching a man bash himself in the head with a hammer and then complain about his headache.

So the ultimate snack is either plain tortilla chips or tortilla chips with fake cheese dust on them?

who let kotaku vote?

"This still sounds like pervert talk."

Emergency pants...should deploy.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Yeah, my first thought was "THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD TOO YOU BASTARDS!"

Isn't that what the Hangover is?

An all male Sex and the City sounds totally rad! You should totally pitch that to Hollywood, the tag line could be 'putting the man back in mani pedi!

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

DAD GET OFF THE COMPUTER

This is totally wrong!