Swing and a miss on that one.

OK!

This earring/braid combo is making my life.

Reading this post like:

It all went down hill after women started wearing pants. It goes pants, voting rights, profanity.

and she wasn't using her own accent, right? She needs to use her own accent.

But not in a silence of the lambs kind of way.

Because the fan wasn't a fellow athlete/conspiring with a fellow athlete, perhaps?

Tried to think of a good comeback for that, but I am completely stumped.

Lemieux/Draper was bad, but at least was kinda in the spirit of the game. This one fits the category a bit better, I think (main part starts around :50):

Gotta hand it to Tom, he really got out on a limb.

Eight fucking steps for fuller-looking lips? I can't even be bothered to swipe an EOS over my mouth most of the time.

I tried to be an ally too but I got fucking friendzoned ugh

By denying me my white male privilege, you are really handicapping me. If I can't rig the game so I always win, it's like everyone else is cheating. And I don't think that it's fair.