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1) These ding dongs need different jobs. Quiet jobs.

I'm biracial and this happens to me a few times a month, with the offender typically being a retail sales associate.

Truth....

Goldie looks good! But the really dark eye makeup is causing her to look a little too much like her character in Death Becomes Her. Same with Donatella.

Have you guys heard Lea DeLaria's singing voice, though??? Voice of an angel with the exterior of a....hell's angel?

Gotta disagree! I think it looks like a vibrant, electric vision...

I know your name Daisy! Stupid Miss Bunting...

She should be up for Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress.

I think she splits the vote because they have no fucking clue which Tatiana Maslany to give it to.

Tatiana Maslany killed it. Super chic and modern. WHY WON'T THEY GIVE HER ANY AWARDS?!

Large, uncut male seeks same. I'm new to NYC and just looking for someone who understands me, has an insatiable appetite for coitus, and likes to cuddle afterwards. Hit me up on Tinder :)

Straight white dudes fear the black guys. I've seen all kinds of dicks so I don't get it, there's not an anaconda lurking in every black man's pants just like there's not a turtle dick in every Asian's pants (all dicks are reptilian or terrapin in nature, btw), but guys think that if a woman sleeps with a black man it

In production.

Maybe use this piece for a blog called "Renaissance Man." Something like "How not to get your shit rocked in a bar fight" seems more appropriate for "Adequate Man."

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.

I would have loved for that lil fur muffin to get the airbrush treatment

I feel like if my eyelashes really were that Disney princess I would have ended up with a wildly different outlook on life

You read it wrong.

Alert science! It would appear she has swallowed a small black hole, it's obviously affecting the gravitational field around her. If not contained she could unleash an extinction level event! Lilo will be the death of us all!