McNair is absolutely a first class asshole. Guy is one of the biggest political donors amongst NFL owners. And it all goes to government-drowning, tax-hating, right-wingers. Wouldn't be a problem save for the fact that he is all too happy to take hundreds of millions in public money to pay for his stadium. Fuck that…

Yes, you are

If you think we'll be satiated by elaborate playgrounds you are sorely mistaken. Don't conflate our temporary amusement with a lack of resolve.

As Commander of the Feline Uprising I am going to wake you up by kneading incessantly on your chest at 4am until you feed me respect your opinion.

On behalf of all cats may I offer you a non-apology...I'm sorry you feel that way.

I will spare this man when I rule over all as a benevolent cat dictator.

Some comedian did a bit about how "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" is like the statistical median of movie quality: basically nobody loves it or hates it, and roughly half of movies are better, while half are worse. Ted Lilly is like that for starting pitchers.

The technical legal term for trying to defraud someone out of $4,600 when you've earned $80 million in your career is "gilding the Lilly."

Oh my god. I'VE HEARD OF THIS GUY. And according to friends in Norwich, he is NOT a nice person.

Anecdotes include:

Maybe he could marry Kellie Pickler, so her name would be Kellie Pickler Packer.

Its a dry fuck, not like those wet fucks in the south.

I hope so, cause I once read a terrifying statistic about how common nun rape is - because they won't report it to the police, so they "perfect victims".

(Any jokes about immaculate conception made in the comments will be grounds for immediate and permanent expulsion from Paradise.)

I Didn't Know I Was PregNUNt.

Is this a reference to waffles?

I'm gonna guess she had a taste of the heavenly host, ifyouknowwhatImean.

No, because she's actually really clear and has impressive diction.

I'm going to be honest about the fact that you need to clean your ears, because that little girl sounded just fine.