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Why don't they make a mildew removal product called Mil-Don't?

Today my VP pulled me into his office and asked me to describe an incident that had happened "without a bunch of emotion" as if my uterus would not allow me to be anything but a hysterical, crying mess.

I'd lay even money that if men had to be publicly kissed by John "The Amazing Weeping Tangerine" Bohner they'd rethink what they had to do to succeed.

Lemon scented Pledges?

You sure found a lot of words to say "burn it down", Jolie.

John Boehner you are truly a

I was chastised on Jezebel during the GG for my bad taste (or maybe because I said something nice about Kerry Washington, IDK), so I'm being fearless here: Is the dress really THAT bad? I feel like someone else (even my fatso self) could pull this off with different styling and more attitude.

i swear to christ, i was thinking this this morning "i wish i had more opportunities to say A LIKELY STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and lo and behold. so here i go.

"Break that mercenary glass ceiling, girl," staff writer Kelly Faircloth commented this morning

I prefer to think that deep down, everyone is an unemployed pro bono assassin.

First thought that came to mind.

All this reminds me of is this bird called a Sage-Grouse.

I HAVE GIFS.

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Well, it is just some flesh sponges wrapped in a skin tube so any decent pair of scissors should......

She really did get the shaft.

Not a lot, just the tip.

You can probably cut a dick off with just about anything, if you're patient enough.

Big deal, I've been doing that through Amazon for years...