A week ago, just three days after dismantling rival Daniel Cormier in a brilliant title defense, UFC…
A week ago, just three days after dismantling rival Daniel Cormier in a brilliant title defense, UFC…
Just for 24 hours, in honor of this post, I cordially request all the star button recommendations on Kinja be changed to that adorable vagina face. (And that's not a sentence I will write again in a hurry).
I want to give you all the vaginas, all of them.
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Not Watching Girls is where we detail the real-life foibles, exploits, and hot and hilarious haps of what we were…
I love Sundays, but not the way I used to. Time was, it was a day for sleeping in, going to brunch, watching…
I feel relaxed even looking at that corporate logo! Lululemon, a brand of exercise wear notorious for attracting an…
Look at this (relatively) little guy. One minute you're basking in the sun just trying to grow some teeth in and the…
From your lips to god's ears, FartInTheWind.
Please.
One person who won't give you any shit for breastfeeding in public, apparently: Pope Francis.
so basically lifehacker for guys who are afraid of reading a nerdy site like lifehacker
Tommy Craggs is great. Really, really great. He's smart, and has good grammar, and used to edit a website that I…
OK, this is just confusing.
Sherlock Holmes Society
A couple of years ago, Tommy's mom, Jongin Craggs, emailed me out of the blue. Ms. Craggs, who lives in Champaign,…
The world of college sports reform can be divided into three camps. The first is the NCAA itself, which seems to…
One time, Tommy cut open his scrotum when shaving it. And then he told everyone.
This is a true story.
The only time I've ever gone to a casino has been with Tommy Craggs. He's obsessed with following the probabilistic rules of proper gambling, focusing on "the process" instead of playing blackjack in a way that might possibly be enjoyable. It's like watching an old man slowly masturbating to CSPAN without any of the…
At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts.