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Just for 24 hours, in honor of this post, I cordially request all the star button recommendations on Kinja be changed to that adorable vagina face. (And that's not a sentence I will write again in a hurry).

I want to give you all the vaginas, all of them.

Look at this (relatively) little guy. One minute you're basking in the sun just trying to grow some teeth in and the

From your lips to god's ears, FartInTheWind.

Please.

so basically lifehacker for guys who are afraid of reading a nerdy site like lifehacker

OK, this is just confusing.

Sherlock Holmes Society

One time, Tommy cut open his scrotum when shaving it. And then he told everyone.

The only time I've ever gone to a casino has been with Tommy Craggs. He's obsessed with following the probabilistic rules of proper gambling, focusing on "the process" instead of playing blackjack in a way that might possibly be enjoyable. It's like watching an old man slowly masturbating to CSPAN without any of the

At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts.