I love watching Adam Scott crumple in this GIF.

I need a Jean-Ralphio spinoff show.

From now on the McConaughey Oscar acceptance speech (McCOAS) should be the measurement for douchiness. So, like, pointing out someone's grammatical errors is worth 5% of an McCOAS. If you earn a full McCOAS it means you are the douchiest douche who ever douched. Bill Maher is worth 2.75 McCOASes.

Don't forget "stalks the author on Twitter at 2 a.m. to call her a Feminist cunt who hates free speech"

Well Jessica Lange is the queen. Never forget.

Dude: Ok well then it's bullying.

One dude actually told me once that, while feminism may be good at its core, it spends too much time on such trivial matters as privilege and slut-shaming, but it just does too little to be friendly and welcoming to men. He was dead serious, I shit you not.

Woman: I just want to be left alone when I walk down the street.

"Dude: That sweet rape money"

I am nothing if not my ego and a whole lot of fake blood.

YOU HAVEN'T FLED YET?

4 star rating for small dick

He's been very Activia.

This review title reads like Doge wrote it.

Pierre, relax. It says right in the cool headline the revolution is on hold. There's still time to get out.

That's one hell of a way to quit your job as a copy editor.

You can only steal so many crab legs with them?

*counts gifs*