Someone please send Will Arnett to challenge Gaston to a handsome funny guy with a gruff voice - off.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

I would assume it's simply because Winston can't be sued under Title IX and FSU is the proper defendant in this particular action.

My aunt, of course, was unsure about "queefing". She later asked if it referred to "kissing the taint".

eyebrow game is on point in this relationship

Bisexual girl here:

I'm still on the bae train...I can't keep up!

I believe you were looking for "brows on fleek."

Dang! If she gets into a fight at Litchfield she can just cut a bitch with those cheekbones.

Those brows tho... #somethingaboutfleek #iamold #dididothatright

The problem is that her hair on the show makes her look like Michael Cera. I'm sorry if you can't unsee it. She's a very pretty girl, and he's not half bad either.

U MAD, bro?

Also note that the first letter of every paragraph spells out KIRBY DELAUTER. Genius.

What the hell kind of poop water is solid goddamn black like that? Not any poop water I've ever seen!

Shitbarf Guy isn't a first ballot HOF'er. He's clearly a #2.

I think he deserves enshrinement for showing us how Skyline Chili was invented.